Top 5 Signs He’s Really, Really Shitty


A funky twist on the Cosmo advice columns. These are all drawn from personal experiences! Sad, but true. I broke up with this a-hole years ago, as these delightful surprises came to light!

1. He’s surprised to find out you are smarter than he is.

2. He thinks female slavery is a social institution & doesn’t feel it’s his place to condemn it.

3. He ranks your looks by numbers. And thinks you USED to be a 9.

4. He isn’t friends with women.

5. He doesn’t say “Excuse Me.” He says, “Watch Out.”

6.* BONUS* He eventually refuses to have sex with condoms because he won’t be “able” to come.  If  fuck without condoms…he comes & doesn’t get you off.

Common sense warning signs.

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