Friday Oral Fixation Fail: That’s Gay Extra

If you need a random funny to get you through the last day of your work week and love Bryan Safi as much as I do, you need to see this; it’s a hilarious outtake where Safi tries (and fails) to make a tasteless joke about oral fixation. Love. Him.
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Murder isn’t his only fixation. I’ve never known how to do that. Is that right? Wait, oh this way. No. Oh god. This is…tongue in the right cheek. Like that. Oh god, I don’t know that I want to do that. I’ll do it for this tape. Murder — murder isn’t his only fixation. You can’t laugh while I’m doing it, I don’t want to do it [number] more times.

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Male viewer writes letter to the editor explaining why women can’t play soccer

This weekend, England’s women’s soccer team played Germany in an historic match at Wembly national stadium. As the Independent reports, “It was the first standalone game for women at the home of football, drew a record crowd of 46,000, was shown live in TV coverage on the BBC, and introduced a generation of young girls to the idea of the women’s team being treated the same as the men for the first time.” 

After the game, one male viewer, David Hickey, wrote a letter to the editor asking why it was aired when women’s soccer clearly doesn’t compare to the men’s game. “Women can’t play football,” he wrote. “They don’t even know the basic rules.” Here’s his full message:

 

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This weekend, England’s women’s soccer team played Germany in an historic match at Wembly national stadium. As the Independent reports, “It was the first standalone game for women at the home of football, drew a ...

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