Chew it over, you dicks

Did you get busted calling your friend a slut? Do you now need time to think up an excuse to feed to her father, who is creepily invested in his daughters’ sex lives? Here, have a Twix!

Mmmm, sexism. De-lish!

Transcript below the jump

Guy 1: Great party!
Guy 2: Yeah, don’t know about Tiffany wearing a white dress, though!
Tiffany’s dad: Excuse me, why shouldn’t my daughter be wearing white?
Voiceover: Need a moment? Try the chocolate, caramel and fresh cookie crunch of Twix.
Guy 2: Well sir, Tiffany has such a warm personality. She should be wearing a warm color.
Tiffany’s dad: You know, Tiffany is the sunshine of my life. I’ve got another daughter, want to meet her?
Guy 1: I do.
Tiffany’s dad: No, not you. She’s right over here.
Voiceover: When you need a moment, chew it over with Twix.

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Chloe Angyal is a journalist and scholar of popular culture from Sydney, Australia. She joined the Feministing team in 2009. Her writing about politics and popular culture has been published in The Atlantic, The Guardian, New York magazine, Reuters, The LA Times and many other outlets in the US, Australia, UK, and France. She makes regular appearances on radio and television in the US and Australia. She has an AB in Sociology from Princeton University and a PhD in Arts and Media from the University of New South Wales. Her academic work focuses on Hollywood romantic comedies; her doctoral thesis was about how the genre depicts gender, sex, and power, and grew out of a series she wrote for Feministing, the Feministing Rom Com Review. Chloe is a Senior Facilitator at The OpEd Project and a Senior Advisor to The Harry Potter Alliance. You can read more of her writing at

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