What We Missed

You absolutely must watch the video above in response to the ridiculous Super Bowl’s Dodge Charger ad, “Man’s Last Stand.” Via The Sexist. (Transcript after jump.)

Former president Bill Clinton has been hospitalized for heart-related issues. Reports are saying he had chest pains and is receiving two stents for his artery.

This proposed Durex condom ad says giving head makes women feel dainty.

A Christian group is filing a lawsuit claiming that hate crime laws are an attempt to “eradicate” their religion.

Wonkette’s Ana Marie Cox has landed a gig as the new GQ correspondent. Go Ana Marie!

I will get up and pack your lunch at 6:30 a.m. I will eat half a grapefruit for breakfast. I will get the kids ready for school. I will ignore your smelly loser friend who is crashing on our couch. I will make 75 cents for every dollar you make doing the same job. I will assert myself and get called a bitch. I will catch you staring at my breasts but pretend not to notice. I will put my career on hold to raise your children. I will diet, Botox, and wax. Everything. I will assure you that size doesn’t matter. I will be a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. I will turn a blind eye to your ever-encroaching baldness. I will humor your Fantasy Baseball obsession. I will pretend not to notice when you cry at the end of Rudy. I will watch TV shows where fat, stupid, unattractive men have beautiful wives. I will allow you to cheat on me with other women. I will see Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Twice. I will elect male politicians who will make a decision about my body. I will listen to Rush and tell you, yes, if there were a gold metal for air-drumming, you would win it. I will get angry, and you will ask if it’s that time of the month. I will watch Superbowl commercials that depict men as emasculated and depressed, and I will feel so fucking sorry for you.

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