The contraceptive pill is polluting the environment and is in part responsible for male infertility, a report in the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano said Saturday.
The pill “has for some years had devastating effects on the environment by releasing tonnes of hormones into nature” through female urine, said Pedro Jose Maria Simon Castellvi, president of the International Federation of Catholic Medical Associations, in the report.
Your pee! It’s killing the trees! Not to mention sperm. As if the fear of female sexuality wasn’t obvious enough – best to mention that contraception is a total boner killer. Lovely.