Anti-feminist mailbag (Holiday edition)

Jessica, I am surprised your husband allowed you to take time away from the stove and your other household duties to start this ridiculous email about the “offensive” panties. By the way, SANTA IS NOT REAL!!! You have set the bar extremely high for the next hypocritical idiot who talks out both sides of their mouth. Did you mention to anyone at Wal*Mart that you have a web site that can be accessed by anyone of any age (such as the young girls who I am sure have now turned to prostitution because of these horrible panties) that advertises VIBRATORS in big colorful ads? You need to get barefoot, naked, pregnant, and back in the kitchen where you best serve a damn good meal.

Santa isn’t real?!!!! (Cries into coffee.)