Are you a vegetarian? Maybe you just don’t like the taste of red meat? Well careful ladies, cause you might not be able to snag a man!
The NYTimes today reports that eating red meat (particularly steak) and ordering it on a first date is a surefire way to hook the man of your dreams. The article starts with the story of Martha and her Match.com profile, where she mentioned red meat twice in her advertisement. Fast forward to a year later, and she’s engaged to Mr. Right, after numerous red meat centered dates. Martha used to be a meat-hating vegetarian, but changed her ways when she realized
That ordering steak on a first date had the potential to sate appetites not only of the stomach but of the heart. Red meat sent a message that she was â€œunpretentious and down to earth and unneurotic,â€? she said, â€œthat Iâ€™m not obsessed with my weight even though Iâ€™m thin, and I donâ€™t have any food issues.â€? She added, â€œIn terms of the burgers, it said Iâ€™m a cheap date, low maintenance.â€?
We’ve heard this line before haven’t we? What you decide to order on the first date is of the utmost importance. If you order too much, he might think you’re a pig…if you order only a salad, he might think you’re a waif with body image issues. So what’s the solution? Meat of course!
Ordering meat, on the other hand, is a declarative statement, something along the lines of â€œI am woman, hear me chew.â€?
Someone please tell me that the National Cattlemen’s Beef Association is behind this. Are we seriously still in a time when this statement can pass muster?
Of course, there are always those rare women who order what they want and to heck with what a man might think.