In comments about the Purity Princess Survivor Kit over at Pandagon, Auguste links to what the Virgin-Property-of-Daddy tee should really look like:
Hilarious, especially in light of research on virginity pledgers.
Trespassing OK… if daddy’s not looking
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I knew there was a reason that I’m supposed to expect girls to call me Daddy.
God that’s too much. I just laughed so loud I think I scared my intern.
you have an intern? bastard.