Equality sucks caption contest


I can’t believe I missed this gem of a graphic used on IWF’s Campus Corner. Classic.
Best caption wins a very fashionable Feministing shirt.

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17 Comments

  1. Posted February 28, 2006 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    “Can you get VD from a unisex bathroom toilet? Click on me to learn more!”
    Actually, I am out of the running, and will not participate in any future caption contests, unless my modeling portfolio is represented. I promise that sales will skyrocket by at least 450%.

  2. stu
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    Because some women like being trapped between bars!

  3. Jessica
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 1:35 pm | Permalink
  4. Posted February 28, 2006 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    “We’ve already got the vote and vacuum cleaners make our lives so much easier! Who could ask for anything more?!”

  5. st3ph
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    “Feminism has gone far enough and needs to be stopped. But I expect equal pay for equal work.”

  6. Posted February 28, 2006 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    Equality – it lowers the pedestal. Don’t demand equality – be Special!”

  7. Kala
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 2:57 pm | Permalink

    I’m treated as a second-class citizen by a patriarchial society? (shrug) At least I look good in this pants suit!

  8. Paige
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    “Read between the lines: IWF doesn’t actually like women.”

  9. Kaethe
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:06 pm | Permalink

    My mother gave up everything for the ERA. Why wasn’t I enough?

  10. Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    You gals don’t need equality – take it from me, Howard Stern.

  11. Crys
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    The Parity Party: Beware of Girls Gone Wild!

  12. msjuliekay
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    “Help! I’m trapped in anti-feminist rhetoric and I can’t get out!”

  13. B.D.
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    Debunking Equality: The startling new book which reveals the hidden ties between artificial sweeteners and artificial feminists.

  14. Posted February 28, 2006 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    Putting the “E” back in Equality!

  15. maryjanefoxie
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 12:10 am | Permalink

    Debunking Equality: What’s wrong with a guilded cage?

  16. tragula
    Posted March 1, 2006 at 10:57 am | Permalink

    Help! My opinions are corroborated by modern science!

  17. Lux Fiat
    Posted March 2, 2006 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    “Well how was I supposed to know? You tell Drag Gene Simmons ‘de-bunk,’ and Drag Gene Simmons lifts one thing off of the other! No, save it, never mind, ‘cuz Drag Gene Simmons is out!”

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