Tech geekery never looked so good

Bluetooth technology has come to sex toys (and all of a sudden I want to become more tech-savvy).
“The Toy” is controlled by text messages sent to your vibrator.
From Gizmodo:

Basically, it’s “worn internally” (let’s leave that one alone, shall we?) and when an SMS is sent from the phone it’s linked up to, it turns into vibrations, depending on what has been written (each letter has a different effect). Again, I’m going to leave that to your imagination. Oh, and in case you’re worried that your Bluetooth Vibrator is going to show up on everyone’s list of bluetooth devices, don’t fret. It will only show up on the one phone it’s linked to.

That’s too bad, I was hoping for some risqué three-way calling action.