Cause who needs sex when you have a 401k?

I love this shit. The title says it all: Career women abandon sex for IVF.
Yes, us crazy “career women” think the sex is just icky.

Busy career women are abandoning sex and seeking inappropriate IVF treatment to have instant babies, doctors have claimed.
It is estimated that one in seven UK couples have difficulty conceiving. However, many women take up IVF treatment, before they discover this because they are simply too busy or tired to have sex.
Emma Cannon runs the fertility programme at Westover House clinic in London, which has seen a 20 per cent increase in the number of women seeking ‘inappropriate’ IVF.
She said: “People want everything now. If they can’t have a baby now, they want IVF. They think it’s no different from putting your name down for a handbag.“

You mean I won’t get my kid delivered with my Birkin? Well screw that!