If Toys in Babeland and Gillette had a baby…

Gillette is introducing a new Venus razor with vibrating technology, “the first power wet shaving system for women.” Innuendos abound…
Now I know my mind is somewhat in the gutter, but once I heard this new razor’s name I knew that it wasn’t just going to be me having a little snicker at Gillette’s expense: Venus Vibrance. Get it? Cause it’s all vibrant AND it vibrates! So clever, those marketing folks.
The Associated Press noted that “the battery-powered razor…delivers gentle pulses to the shaving cartridge.” Shit, I don’t know whether I should shave or rub one out.
Yes, I’m gross. It’s Friday; forgive me.